Gupy retrieved his smartphone in order to take photos of Lakefront Park, a large park near the shoreline of Urbecula. It took several minutes to get there but he did. He decided to walk to the beach and take more photos there, but he saw Chucky in the distance! He found a pile of sand and hid behind it.

Chucky was walking on the shoreline and was had a piece of paper in his pocket. Gupy was wondering what Chucky was up to. After all, Chucky was kicked out of his parent’s house a few years ago because his mess destroyed half of their house. Chucky was visiting Urbecula because he missed the city, as he moved to the Badlands after he was kicked out of his parent’s house. Then, he saw some old lady that had an array of jewelry all over her. Furthermore, she was holding a large and expensive seashell that she bought from the store. Chucky thought that he could just steal the jewels and that seashell from her. Then he swiped the large seashell out of his hands. She said, “Go away you fat brat! Stop annoying me!” “Hahahaha! For the BADCrew”, replied Chucky. However, the old lady began to hit Chucky with a cane. “Ouchy! Stop hitting me you meanie!” She responded with, “Well, harassing me has consequences!”

She then chased him away and started screaming at him. While he was running, he pressed extremely hard on the shell and broke it. Gupy began to record the event with his smartphone. Furthermore, Chucky was being chased by the old lady and he threw the shell pieces in the lake. The old lady shouted, “Give it back you jelly-belly!” Chucky replied, “Hey! That is the nickname of my brother!” She then stopped chasing him to collect the shell parts. “Ugh! That stupid man broke my shell.” She then took her camera, took a picture of him and called the police on him.

Chucky believed that he lost the old woman and he stopped. Now, Gupy was right behind a building and was peaking at Chucky. Then, water washed up on the beach. Through a reflection, he saw Gupy recording his crime. Chucky said “meanie!” and pressed a button to alert the BADCrew.

Gupy heard about such remotes and knew they were used to summon the BADCrew. He tried to run away. However, ten seconds later, a giant aircraft zapped Gupy with an attractor beam and abducted Gupy. Chuck was zapped by the attractor beam and he was screaming “Wee!” as he was floating in the air.

The ship went back to the Badlands and Gupy was to be brought before Hector Black. Chucky was on the ship and started to tease Gupy about him being captured.

“Na-na-na boo-boo! You got captured! Ha! Ha! That is what you get for being so mean to me!”
“Well, you’re just a coward for contacting the BADCrew!”
“Meanie! Thankfully, Mr. Hack will punish you! Hehe!”

Gupy was brought before Hector Black. “Oooh… It is Gupy, the kid I hate so much.” He said to Gupy, “You shall burn on the festival of death!” When those words left the mouth of Hector Black, the guards took Gupy away and put him in a jail cell. The next day, they took him to the slave yards. He looked around and saw nothing but an infinite sea of desert, divided by fencing and dotted with workers and tools. Fortunately for Gupy, he had to work in the mines — not the desert.

While the slaves were working, Gupy whispered “Psssh!” The other slaves went to Gupy. “We shall hit the soldiers with the tools we have. Then, we shall use their clothes to dress as soldiers. We shall do it on my signal.”

A few minutes later, Gupy gave the signal and they attacked. They hit some of the soldiers but this caused more soldiers to come. A slave shouted, “There are too many!” The slaves were outnumbered and overpowered. Therefore, they lost.

The soldiers restrained the slaves and brought them before the slave master. “Well, well, well. Look’s like we got some disobedient slaves. I’m watching you!” The slaves were sent back to work. This time, they had a robot monitor them.

Hector Black was looking at downtown Madcity from his castle to see the preparations for the festival of death. He looked with pleasure as wood was being placed in a square in order to prepare for the execution. Then, a messenger knocked on the door. The guards let him in and the messenger kissed his foot. “Dear glorious leader, you have a message from the slave yards.” “Show it to me.” “Yes, almighty leader.” The message read as follows:

“Dear great leader, may your reign rival that of any god. Some slaves decided to profane your holy and benevolent will. About thirty of them rebelled against us with their tools. The one responsible for such a usurping of justice is Gupyon Roland. I am reporting this transgression against your great law because you are the one who cannot tolerate that which is evil. Your will is infallible and those who infect it with impurities shall be given the most painful and horrific death possible and have their corpses tossed into the sewer! Then the world shall rejoice as your greatness enlightens the world! May the rivers flow with the blood of your enemies and have their body parts scattered across the face of the planet. Your ethereal and blinding glory shall instantly evaporate any mortal or even the most powerful god ever conceived of! With ten thousand blessings, please bless us with your presence. With trembling fear, Mafesphatas”

Hector Black decided to go to the slave yards and Chucky started following him as he went to his car.

“Mister Hack!
“Don’t call me that Chucky!”
“Why not?”
“Because it is disrespectful!”
“I want red Chips!”
“Get them yourself!”
“Meanie!”

Chucky kept on annoying Hector Black until he got to his car. “Chucky! Go back your mansion!” Chucky stuck out his tongue. “Chucky! You should be lucky that you are not merely a citizen because disrespecting the great leader is a capital transgression against my holiness!” Hector Black shut the car door and it drove away. He tried to look at the car with anger, but it was gold plated and reflected the intense sunlight. “Ouchie! My eyes!”

Hector Black arrived at the slave yards. The head slave master ordered the other slave masters to round up the slaves and prepare them for the presence of the leader. After all of the slaves were rounded up, Hector Black stood on a tall, grey watchtower. “Slaves, you must obey your masters. Failure to do so is to disobey me, the great leader. You have no rights, for you lost all of them when you contradicted my pure and most holy will. Now, I heard that some slaves disobeyed their masters. Now, let me remind you. You have no right to resist or refuse the commandments of your masters. You’re their property.”

Afterward, Hector Black went before the crowd of the slaves and had one of them tortured before their eyes. Mr. Punk arrived at the scene as well. He was making fun of the slaves and getting them angry. “You all deserve it, idiots!”

A few minutes later, Hector Black clapped his hands and the tortures and taunting stopped. “I shall send the most rebellious slaves to the house of pain. Furthermore, the ones involved in the recent rebellion shall have their lives taken away in the festival of death!” The slaves were begging for mercy and started to scream. However, Hector Black did not care one bit. The other slaves were sent back to work.

The slaves that were destined for the house of pain were lined up. “Kiss my clean and shiny foot, slaves!” shouted Hector Black. After a slave kissed his foot, he or she was put into a transportation bus bound for the house of pain. Soon, all of the slaves were all in the buses and were screaming, crying and moaning. Gupy was walking in circles while finding a plan to escape.

They arrived at the house of pain and were brought to the entrance. There was the witch of desolation, the one who controlled the house of pain. Also, she was in a booth that controlled the drawbridge to the house of pain. “Wahahaha! You shall all be tortured for violating the law!” Gupy just rolled his eyes and the witch saw that. She got angry and zapped him with her “technowand”. “Off you go to the house of pain!” She opened the drawbridge and the prisoners were forced in.

While they were all walking to the torture chambers, they heard all sorts of machine sounds and expressions of agony. This is because robots are the means by which people are tortured in the house of pain.

Now, Gupy remembered that all of the robots were running on PunkDOS, the most popular operating system in the United Provinces of the Badlands. Asking them a contradiction would make them crash. “Robots! Before you torture me, I have a question.” “Yes?” “Please print a picture of a square circle.” The robots froze and heated up. Gupy escaped the torture chamber and the robots exploded. “Everyone! Ask nonsense to the robots!” The prisoners did so and were able to defeat the torture robots.

The prisoners collected the torture weapons and used them to fight the remaining torture robots and any guard. They forced the drawbridge to open and matched to the airport.

However, the Badlands army barricaded the airport entrance. “Halt! I command you to stop!” The rebels refused and were about to fight. Then, Hector Black appeared seemingly out of nowhere and challenged Gupy to fight. The rebels said, “Do not fight him, you’re just a boy!” Gupy was overconfident and accepted.

The rebelling slaves and the Badlandian army began to fight and Hector Black fought with Gupy. They defeated the Badlandian army and hijacked a Badlandian air force plane. However, Gupy was defeated within minutes and captured. “Gupy! You shall be the one and only person that dies on the festival death!”

The soldiers took Gupy away to a prison. He contemplated over his life because he knew it may be the last day of his life. Night came and he was seeing if there was a way to escape the prison. He noticed that the jail bars on the window was rusty and loose. In addition, he saw a dumpster full of things that he could use as a cushion.

He pulled out the jail bars. However, there was an alarm that was still working and Gupy triggered it. Guards instantly ran into the hallway and pointed guns at Gupy. “Halt! Put your hands up!” Gupy thought to himself, “Well, it looks like a necessary condition of living is being stinky for a while.” He jumped into the dumpster and ran behind some bushes.

The guards notified their superiors. “Gupy escaped! We must find him.” The guards put on night vision goggles and collected some flashlights. Furthermore, they retrieved a large number of sleeping darts and assault weapons. In addition to this, they decided to use some dogs to sniff Gupy out. These dogs were not just of any breed. They were of a special breed of dog created by Nononus Nono: the Demon Wolfdog. They had black fur, glowing red eyes, a bite force that could destroy oak wood and claws that made scratches on titanium. They were something to fear.

Gupy was quietly running behind the bushes and yet the guards did not notice him. However, there was a stick and he accidentally stepped on it. The guards were suddenly alerted. “Who or what is that! Come out whoever you are!” Gupy ran away from the bushes and the guards saw him. “After him!” Gupy ran fast, but not fast enough. They finally surrounded him. “Surrender now kid. Or else, you shall die one day sooner!”

Then, an unknown creature went through the circle of guards that was surrounding Gupy. Some of the guards tried shooting at it but they cannot. Then, Gupy and the guards heard esoteric yelling in the distance. A guard activated his night vision goggles and another flashed light in the distance. What they saw was a bunch of giant scorpions running towards them. The guards ran away and abandoned the quest to catch Gupy. He tried to run away as well, but they ran much faster than him. Gupy expected to be killed by them, but they just ignored them and they continued to chase the guards. Against the light-polluted sky over Madcity, the scorpions were silhouettes. He noticed there were people riding on the giant scorpions. At that moment, he realized that they were natives that were going after soldiers trespassing on their land. Gupy quickly went off their land and walked into the desert. He ran towards Chucky’s house

He was a mile away from Chucky’s house and he could see it all the way from there. An hour later, he arrived at Chucky’s mansion. Gupy thought to himself, “this mansion is too big! Even Hector Black would not know what to do with such a large building!” It was essentially a skyscraper because Chucky would get contractors to add several new floors to the building. In addition, he did this because he refused to clean each floor. Thus, when a floor gets too messy he requests a new floor. The situation got so bad that the roof is now on rails. Whenever Chucky asks for a new floor, they just press a button and the roof goes up the rails. In addition, airplanes must go around it and red lights shine on the top to warn them. Gupy stared at the house in disbelief, wondering how such an extreme case of hoarding could be possible.

Gupy walked to The Chuga-Chuga-Chucky train that was next to Chucky’s house. In addition, he knew about this train and how it would go to Urbecula. He turned on the train and it was extremely noisy. This woke up Chucky, who shouted: “What is that noise?” Chucky looked out the window and saw Gupy stealing his personal steam train. “No! Stop that you meanie!” However, Chucky failed to stop him and Gupy successfully stole the train.

Six hours later, the train was 550 miles away from Madcity. The train ran out of coal and he needed to stop the train, so he stopped at the town Proogaproogapreachia. Now, this town is an outlaw village — a city that the BADCrew has very little (if any control) over. The town was a center of drug dealers, thieves and many other people who had unspeakable professions. Surprisingly, the town was so full of degenerates that the tyrannical rule of Hector Black was preferable to the virtual anarchy. Gupy had to deal with people who shout things like “Buy Cocaine!” and “Buy this piece of rare, stolen artwork!” In spite of all of that, Gupy went to the Proogaproogapreachia general store and bought some coal.

Gupy went back into the Chuga-Chuga-Chucky. The coal was supposed to burn and he noticed that some pieces of the coal did not start on fire while others did. Nevertheless, he put all of the coal he bought into the steam engine.

A few hours later, Gupy realized that the train ran out of coal faster than it was supposed to be. He realized that much of the coal was actually black rocks that acted as filler. “Ugh! I have been scammed!” He had to stop at a town called Screecher. Like Proogaproogapreacha, it was an outlaw town. However, it was less populated and somewhat safer. Gupy bought coal from there and went back to his quest of going back home.

Fortunately, the train had enough coal. “Ugh, it is quite late! I might as well sleep”, thought Gupy. He slept for about six hours and woke up at 6:10 am. Gupy realized that the fuel for the train was running low, so an hour later he stopped at a city named Estilliyan.

Now, Estilliyan was not an outlaw town. It was a city that was well policed by the Badlands government. Gupy saw some wanted posters that were posted to let citizens know about Gupy. “Great! I will need to be very careful!”, he thought to himself. He went to some obscure clothes store and bought a veil.

Gupy had to look for a place to buy more coal. Then, he found a PunkMart store. “Well, looks like I need to be very careful.”, Gupy thought to himself. Gupy went to a part of the store that was selling coal and he went to the store clerk to purchase it.

“Did you hear about what happened to the glorious leader?”, asked the clerk. “What?”, Gupy asked in a modified voice. “Well, our great leader’s happiness has been threatened because a bunch of slaves and some kid named Gupy revolted against him. Did you see him?” Gupy replied in his modified voice, “No.” “Well then, have a nutty day!” The clerk zapped Gupy with a lighting wand he had Gupy screamed out in pain in his normal voice. “Hmm, that voice changed! Who are you?” Gupy did not respond and ran away. The clerk pressed a button and the store began to go under lockdown. Gupy went out of the view of the clerk and went into a loading area. Through that, he was able to escape the store.

The Estilliyan Police Department arrived at the PunkMart store. Furthermore, the clerk described his voice and the store manager even showed them some security recordings. “Who is that kid investigator?”, said the store manager. “It is Gupy, an eleven-year-old child that escaped the hand of our great leader! He is still on large! We must find him!” However, they never found him. Gupy had since gone back to the chugga-chugga-Chuck train and embarked to the. Badlandian-Dizachialish border.

A few hours later, Gupy had arrived at the border. However, he had to stop the train at a distance because hours ago the guards have been alerted of Gupy. He thought to himself a plan to escape. First, he saw a train that was owned by the guards and planned to steal it. Second, he reasoned that he could go fast enough to crash through the gates. However, he had to get past many obstacles.

First, there was the grand beltway of the Badlands — a limited access superhighway constructed by the Badlands that runs near the shores and borders of the Badlands. It is the only highway in the United Provinces of the Badlands that has no speed limit and Gupy was looking for a drain pipe but he never found one. So, he had to wait for a gap in the traffic so he could get across. A few minutes later, he saw one. He ran across but was stuck in the median strip of the superhighway. However, Gupy noticed that there was a sign over the road and climbed it to get to the other side of the highway.

Second, there was a giant wall that was fifty feet high, beyond it was a series of 10 foot long fencing that had barbed wire and mines in between each gate, a field of giant spikes orientated like a phalanx and a series of five great walls that had guard towers, anti-aircraft missiles and a whole host of elegant but dangerous contraptions. Gupy knew that trying to go over these was impossible, so he had to think of another plan.

An hour later, Gupy then noticed a slow-moving border patrol truck moving in the distance. He had to hide, so he hid in a drainage pipe. The truck stopped and he noticed that there were prisoners that were chained up in a line. In addition, these slaves were holding trash bags and had these tools that allowed them to easily pick up trash. A guard took out a lawn chair and sat down to watch the prisoners pick up trash. “Work harder you worthless maggots! It is your duty as a citizen of the Badlands to right your wrong against our almighty leader!” The guard had a remote to shock the prisoners and would gain pleasure out of shocking them. Gupy realized that the guard was distracted, so he decided to hide in the truck.

Gupy looked around the truck and looked for some weapons and he found a can of pepper spray. He looked out the car window to see when the guard was coming back. Half an hour later, Gupy saw him going back to the truck. He hid in a compartment that was in the back of the truck and the slaves went back into this trailer. The guard drove the truck to a nearby slave yard and dropped off the slaves. Gupy was wondering when the guard would go back to the base. “I wonder if I made a mistake? What if he goes to his house after this?”, Gupy thought to himself.

Thankfully for Gupy, the guard did not go back to his house. Instead, he went into the base. The truck drove on a road that went past all of the obstacles and it parked in a small garage in a military base. The guard went out of the car and checked back compartment. He saw Gupy. “Hey! You’re under arrest!” However, Gupy swiftly used his pepper spray to defeat the guard. The guard screamed in pain but Gupy forced him into the compartment and stole some guard clothes from the truck. After Gupy put on the guard clothes, he put on a mask and went into the base. Then, he went inside the base.

Gupy had to go before a booth so that a security guard could see who he was. The guard said, “ID Card please.” Gupy gave him a fake ID card and the guard let him into a hallway leading to the walls. Gupy now had access to the final wall and he went onto a small train. He then figured out how to control it. However, this train was on a track that went across the border. So, he had to give out his ID card again.

“Give me your ID card”
“Okay.”
“Now, take off your mask.”
“Why?”
“I need to see who you are. You’re going across the border and I need to take a picture of you, as per Badlands law.”

Gupy knew that he could not do so because his actual identity would be exposed. So, he pushed the train through the gate. “Hey! It is your duty as a citizen of our United Provinces to verify your identity!” However, Gupy was already on the bridge.

The border guard quickly called in some soldiers and they tried to shoot the train before it reached the middle of the bridge. However, the failed every time and Gupy escaped. In fact, all they accomplished was destroying a part of the bridge. When they realized that Gupy escaped, they cussed until they lost their voice and raged until they fainted.

When Gupy got to the other side of the protection river, he had to plan how to get back to Urbecula. However, a Diziachialandian border guard noticed him and thought he was some child escaping the Badlands.

“Who are you?”
“I am Gupyon Roland, I live in Urbecula and I escaped the Badlands.”
“What? Is that true? How do I know that is true? That claim is quite extraordinary!”
“Yes.”
“Well, I don’t believe you! I am taking you to the station to be processed”

An hour later, they did find out he was Gupy. One of the border guards said, “I am sorry that I did not believe you.” Gupy replied, “It is okay, it is good to be skeptical of what comes out of the Badlands”. He was then sent back to Urbecua, where he was reunited with his parents.

Back in the Badlands, after the border guard woke up, he had to write a report to his superiors explaining that some masked person escaped. Furthermore, he had to send them some security footage and audio. The superior he reported this incident to was agent Marcus.

“Agent Marcus, I have a report for you. There was this masked child who was managed to get past our security measures and escape to Dizachialand!”
“That is a very extraordinary claim! How could a child escape from our great nation?”
“I don’t know, however…”
“No, what I mean is that it is impossible for a child to escape the Badlands! That idea is so extraordinary that it must be false!”
“Well, I have security camera proof!”

The border guard showed Agent Marcus the security footage. Marcus responded with, “Well, all we know that this person had a somewhat high-pitch voice. Agent Marcus was so confounded that he sent it to his superiors and the superiors sent it to their superiors. It went up the hierarchy until it went to General Nono. He was wondering what this person was and decided to talk to Hector Black about it.

“Dear leader! I have an important question for you!”
“Yes, ask me.”
“See this video! Who is this? He escaped the border!”
“What? Is that really the question? Is it really so insignificant? Have the experts decide it!”
“So, are you suggesting that you are not an expert, oh great leader?”
“Fine! I shall see the video.”

Hector Black watched the video and instantly screamed, “It is Gupy!” He got so angry because he realized that a mere child escaped his giant country. “How could this have happened! Foolish me, I should have realized that he was more powerful than imagined!” Hector Black then screamed curse words out the window and started jumping around. He even snapped a pen in half and it sprayed all over a guard’s uniform. “Ugh! Thanks to that idiot child, the festival of death is ruined!” Then, when things could have not gotten worse for Hector Black, Chucky started knocking on the door and said, “Let me in!” Hector Black asked him why he should let him in.

“You should because I don’t know where my train is!”
“I don’t know where it is either Chucky!”
“You’re a big meanie head!”
“Chucky, please don’t argue with me now!”
“Meanie head! How dare you! My train is so cool and I want back it now!”
“Wait for it Chucky! I shall send a squadron to find your stupid train!”
“Okie Dokie!”

Chucky left Hector Black’s room and Hector Black resumed moaning over his failure to keep the festival of death intact.