Hector Black was looking at a map as if it were a catalog because he was jealous of the land that other countries control. “I want it! I want it all!” Hector Black was looking for a land to take over and set his sights on the Union of Drake Ocean Islands. “There we go! I want that land over there!” He took a red marker and circled the entire archipelago.
Hector Black called in the ministry of science to come up with a plan to take over the Union of Drake Ocean Islands. “I command you to come up with the best plan to take over the Drake Ocean Islands.” Doctor Nono replied, “Yes sir, we shall do it for the fatherland!”
An hour and a half later, after many calculations, the scientists came up with a plan and went before Hector Black. “Almighty leader of the fatherland, we have completed a plan to take over the Union of Drake Ocean Islands.” Hector Black was pleased with that utterance and he replied “Good work servants of the Badlands, you shall be rewarded with untold riches if we are successful. However, if you fail, you will all suffer! So, sons of the Badlands, what is this plan?”
The scientists set up a slideshow to explain the plan and Doctor Nono spoke to Hector Black. “Leader, do you remember the first ever battle spaceship that the Badlands Military created?” Hector Black is usually ignorant of the accomplishments of his own military because he is so egocentric. “No.” “Well then, last year we created a battle spaceship that was about the size of a small city. It was equipped with force fields that have a radius of fifty miles. Using this, we could entrap an entire Island to blockade it and then we would only allow our forces to get through. We would also activate a secondary force field to protect our ship from the enemy. Along with other complicated parts of our plan, we shall soon occupy an Island. These steps shall be repeated with every Island until we take over the entire nation!”
Hector Black was highly pleased because it sounded like it was going to work. “Is there more to the plan that needs to be explained to me?” “Well yes dear leader, but according to our calculations, it would take, well, let us see…” Five minutes later, Hector Black was getting impatient, so he screamed “You do not need to tell me any more about the plan! Just get those islands for me!” However, Hector Black should have seen the rest of the plan because Chucky was going to command the battleship.
In Dizachialand, Chucky was playing with his baby-flush-down-the-toilet doll. “La! La! La! La! Wee! I like my toys!” His computer started to make a beep every split second. Chucky knew at that moment that Hector Black was contacting him. He went to his computer and opened a program that allowed him to talk to the BADcrew without the police being able to track him down. Doctor Nono appeared on the screen and he said the following message: “Chucky, our great leader has approved a plan. I command you to go to the Badlands. Since you are being watched by the Urbecula police, I will send a helicopter to allow you to arrive here” and Chucky replied, “Yes sir!”
A few hours later, Chucky saw a helicopter in the sky and it had the flag of the United Provinces of the Badlands on it. “Yay! It must be for me!” A soldier threw down a ladder so that he could get on the helicopter. Once Chucky was on the helicopter, it went straight to Madcity, the capital of the United Provinces of the Badlands.
Thousands of soldiers went into the battleship and Chucky led a large parade in the small road that ran through the battleship. Chucky was the leader of a parade that consisted of all of the soldiers of some battalion. They were all goose-stepping and had to have serious faces, but Chucky had to try not smiling because he was to command such a massive, historic spaceship; especially since Hector Black does not like it when Chucky is in charge of anything.
The spaceship went into the sky and Chucky went to the control center. He was looking at the plan and thought about all of the bags of Red Chips he would get as a reward for his conquest. A few hours later, they arrived at the Island they were planning to take over.
Chucky decided to start making some commands. He said, “Turn on the force field.” The men who were controlling the force field did not know which settings to select when they turned it on. “What kind of force field, sir?” Chucky replied with extreme prosodic stress on word the, “The force field!” They selected a force field that completely surrounds the ship and does not allow things to get in or out and activated it. Chucky did not know this, so he said: “Fire the ion cannon!”
The command was fulfilled, but it was a stupid one because now there was a beam of ionized gas that was bouncing around in the force field. The soldiers were running around and screaming because they did not know when and where it was going to hit the ship. Chucky did the same thing and he started to scream “Turn off the force field!” This command was fulfilled as well, but there was another problem: the moment they turned it off, the enemy decided to fire on the spaceship. Chucky started to scream repetitively “Turn the force field back on!”
The command was fulfilled, but the ship was damaged such that they could not activate the long-range force field that was supposed to go around the island. Chucky decided to push some random button that he thought would send out robots to repair the bottom of the ship, “there we go! Problem solved”. However, he was wrong. He was right that he released robots, but he was wrong that they were to fix the ship. On the contrary, they were robots built to destroy ships.
Chucky was relaxing until one of the soldiers said “You dunce! Those are destroyers, not repairers!” Chucky looked out a window and he saw thousands of robots tearing the ship apart. He started to do scream and run around like he usually does when he is stressed out. After thirty seconds of screaming and running around, he shouted “Turn of the robotic destroyers and send in actual repair robots!”
The command was fulfilled, but all of the force field generators were destroyed and the enemy started to shoot down the spaceship. The technicians on the ship told Chucky that the ship was going down and Chucky screamed, “To the escape pods!” They escaped and the spaceship began to plummet. Eventually, it went into the ocean and exploded.
They flew back to Madcity and Hector Black was furious. “What made you lose you, idiots? I had the largest spaceship in the Badlands and it was destroyed! Who is responsible?” They pointed out that Chucky was the one in command. “So Chucky is responsible? Why did you let him command the ship? He is so stupid. Now we have lost thanks to that useless waste of genes!”